It's true. The sky isn't blue here; it's bleached.
Its Hot.
Yeah
I can say that, but I dont think any of you truly understand what that
means. I left this morning to go to a dental appointment, and it was already triple-digit temperatures, by noon.
Noon people! And we arent allowed to wear shorts off-base. (And there isnt much to do on base). So we are strolling through the heat and sweating. At least, I hope it was sweat
or else my testicles have melted. And that would be unfortunate.
But, weve been pier side for three days and this is my duty day, which means Im not leaving the ship today (other than for the above mentioned appointment). Air Conditioning = Bonus.
There is a certain art form to liberty ports. If you know any sailors, they can probably tell you in their own way what that art form is. But for me, it comes down to people. It doesnt matter too much where we go when we arrive at one of these myriad ports I have been to, but the people you are there with. Just the other day we had a trip to a local Irish pub. (An Irish pub in the Middle East
whod a thunk it?) Anyway, the folks I was with were already getting small (On the ride out there we were discussing an old Steve Martin bit from Saturday Night Live
if you know it cool
if not, it means under the influence. Moving on.) After about twenty minutes
a new crowd of folks showed up. These are co-workers in the loosest sense of the term. Military folk know that officers and enlisted dont usually mesh well. Yeah
upper chain of command shows up
and they are pretty
small by this time as well.
So, there goes the neighborhood.
The ensign, who can be difficult to deal with, decided to use a friend of mines head as a coaster. Now, he handled it much better than I would have. Had she tried to be cute like that with me
I may have had to remind her that I am not, in fact, a f#&king coaster, and would have asked her to kindly remove her glass from my head. But she didnt, and for that I am glad.
Tomorrow, I am going to go get a schwarma. Its like a gyro sandwich
only different. They are quite tasty, and I will enjoy eating one. I am bound and determined to enjoy this liberty port. And if enjoying local cuisine is the only way to do so
so be it.

--I reject your reality, and substitute my own
Devious Comments
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
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And thus did the prinny say:
"Dood"
Amen!
Spreading the message of prinnyism since 2003, prinny holy bibel coming soon...once I write it.
Question: If your birthday gets cancelled...does that mean you don't exist or that this year just sucks?
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vive cada minuto como si fuera el ultimo
Thanks for swinging by.
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
My writing: [link]
I like a lot!
you drew very well and you are a writer, I like that...
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
My writing: [link]
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Better to burn out than to fade away [link]
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
My writing: [link]
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
My writing: [link]
I will be watching you from now on
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Better to burn out than to fade away [link]
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I'll stop thinking with my dick when you stop fucking with my head.
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
My writing: [link]
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I'll stop thinking with my dick when you stop fucking with my head.
Pervert for hire! G to XXX! [link]
Beta Our Book! [link] Read! Fave!
Noggin went asplode...
(If that makes sense to you...you know me too well)
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
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THANKS! ^_^
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I'M NoT BaD...
I'M JuSt DrAwN tHaT wAy...
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But, I hope you come by again anyway.
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
My writing: [link]
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I'M NoT BaD...
I'M JuSt DrAwN tHaT wAy...
My x-men fancomic: [link]
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*UDeeN *spanish-deviants ~Club-Bleach ~PWFA
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
How about you swallow some razor-wire, pull it out your ass, and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH!
My writing: [link]
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